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Description
Avocado Toast TeeThe math has been done. The scale is right there. The butcher's price board is visible in the background and the numbers don't lie. People Pay $16 For Avocado Toast But Beef Is Too Expensive. A ribeye at $22 feeds a man. A piece of bread with green stuff on it feeds a narrative. The rancher who raises the beef, hauls it to market, and watches it get outpriced by smashed fruit has opinions about this and they are fully justified. Woodcut butcher shop
The math has been done. The scale is right there. The butcher's price board is visible in the background and the numbers don't lie.
People Pay $16 For Avocado Toast - But Beef Is Too Expensive.
A ribeye at $22 feeds a man. A piece of bread with green stuff on it feeds a narrative. The rancher who raises the beef, hauls it to market, and watches it get outpriced by smashed fruit has opinions about this and they are fully justified.
Woodcut butcher shop scene puts the scale center frame - avocado toast on one side, ribeye on the other, cleaver on the block, price board on the wall, verdict already in.
FABRIC
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
- Heather blends include polyester for durability
- 4.5 oz weight - breathable but tough
- Pre-shrunk and ready to work
FIT
- Unisex relaxed fit
- Regular fit - not fashion-forward slim
- True to size
- Comfortable for all-day wear
MADE IN AMERICA
- Designed in the USA
- Printed in the USA
- Shipped from the USA
- Blank tees sourced from premium global manufacturers
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
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- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
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Exchange/Return Notes
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- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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