Furrybones Octopee OctopusThis Furrybones Octopee Octopus is a collectible figurine of a skeleton in an octopus costume. Its adorably morbid! This would look great next to a fish tank or a taxidermied squirrel.

so does that make a skeleton dressed as a narwhal an afterlife unicorn

but now people announce with pride that they are crazy cat ladies

This display box of Handerpants is the perfect way to purchase for parties

you’d think

These 2-1/2" tall

the Finger Monsters come from Planet Finger

If you cram it hard enough

high-quality Horse Mask

They are way cheaper when you buy them this way

You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing

fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs

Relax with some tea made from a reminder of your own mortality