FLEX 4 ME: Zach Altovito vs. Danny DeMentedYour browser does not support the video tag. Tap for Sound Man, Danny DeMented is a son of a bitch. Honestly. Just a straight up prick. And that's what I like about him. Well, at least, that's what I like about what he brings to a wrestling match. The dude is ridiculous. Methodical and ruthless. He stops when he's done not when you quit. Bring in, Zach Altovito. A bodybuilder and professional model, who may or may not have a weekend gig as a stripper.

gripping both sides of his walrus-inspired facial hair and hammering his abs with the brutality that only a loyal son can muster

the more enjoys inflicting mammoth amount of pain and punishment

Such a naturally talented performer

Stiff to tell him I had a chore for him to handle

Barefoot Cooper responds by slipping behind and attacking Justice’s balls with a well placed forearm

Lane is at the mercy of the lean

maybe more

they know the limits of the other and when to push them

rolling around like cats in an alley one minute

freezing them

even while bound and screaming

as these black speedoed killers scale each other’s bodies