Michael Bolton CandleHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!?!?? Utter KING of soft rock, and these days rocking a chiselled, patrician look. WOOF. Little known fact: he puts his money into super helpful things, like charities he actually started himself, which combat the effects of poverty and abuse. Which makes us love him even more. And if you're in any doubt, here's a reminder why we fell for him, from a time when videos were like little mini movies with

A perfect gift for any occasion

and these days rocking a chiselled

they dance (after a fashion)

Whether you're a saint or a sinner

which was possibly one of the best movie titles EVER

and his utter

SQUEEEEEEALLLL

Absolute legend of comedy and without doubt one of our top fantasy dinner party guests

so here he is attired as such

like charities he actually started himself

we get a bit girly whenever we see him

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