Trap - Baby TeeThey told you it would be fun. They told you it would be rewarding. Nobody told you about the part where you have not slept in three years and your car smells like goldfish crackers. The warning label was there. You just did not read it. The Details: Yellow distressed hand lettered text reads "Don't Grow Up, It's A" in bold block letters stacked in three lines. Below, "Trap" appears in a larger flowing script with an underline flourish. All text is

Vintage mascot style with a weathered texture on a black tee

Bold yellow text reads "Super Brat" in two stacked lines with a 3D comic book-style extrusion

and dark green on a red tee with a warm holiday illustration style

A red retro cartoon firecracker character with a lit fuse

and freedom

Cuteness is not a legal defense

and there is ketchup on everything now

The entry fee is one tooth

that is their problem

White arched text reads "AIN'T NUTHIN BUT A" curving over a stack of three colorful toy alphabet blocks

Below the illustration

rounded outlined hand-drawn font