My Very First Clicker Horde Toddler TeeMilestones come in all forms. First steps. First words. First time your toddler rounds a corner and walks straight into a pack of fungal nightmares. They grow up so fast. The Details: Yellow and blue illustration in a retro horror style. "My Very First" appears at top inside a rounded badge outline, with "Clicker Horde" in large groovy yellow bubble text below. A child with a backpack faces two menacing clicker creatures in a dark urban alleyway.

Witches are not even on the list

Printed in navy and peach on a white tee with a vintage collegiate sports crest design

cream serif text reads "Might Curse You Later

Some friendships just work

both with goofy smiling faces and rubber-hose style arms and legs

This is a lifestyle commitment backed by snack wrappers and zero regrets

And apparently it is going to be your toddler

and yellow legs standing proudly on top of a grey cinder block

Below sits a colorful illustration of a classic Fisher-Price pull-along rotary phone toy with a white body

No witnesses

On the other end

The bang is the main event