The Pearl Low BonesWhat do you want to know? That theyre virtually unbreakable? That they have no slip grip? That wearing them will heighten your kickflip by 69% and the chances of getting your crushs number by 420%? I could tell you all that about the Low Bones, if I cared.

the cat-eye Pit Viper made for sports

but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear)

Remarkably adjustable

zippered closure

An adjustable elastic strap and miniature size makes these the perfect Pit Vipers for babies aged 6-9 months

small fry for small heads

Complete with No Slip Grip™ to keep your sunglasses put whether you're hauling ass or just hauling groceries

we're sure you'll want a BBBB near your rear

and a sunglass-friendly pocket that doubles as a storage unit for bottles of deer urine

These are gogglasses

A smaller oval shape

do NOT pizza