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perilously balanced stacks of books

because the only other being on the planet that gives less fucks than a cat is an old person

They’re puffy tortilla chips coated in… flavor dust

you come into my house

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Easily the smartest man I’ve ever known

check for legs and arms

or in this case

eat the donuts

The only surprise here is that I still watch and enjoy Sponge-bob and I’m thirty-one

they leave behind a lickable residue (A-la ribs) and their variety is staggering

the legend