Let's Punch Today In The Face Kids Adult Unisex TeeMotivation for parents who have been up since 5 AM and already said "please stop" forty seven times. Today had it coming. This is the pep talk you did not know you needed. The Details: Yellow gold text on a green heather background reads "Let's Punch Today In The Face Kids" in a mix of flowing script ("Let's Punch") and bold serif typefaces ("Today," "Face," "Kids"). A small illustration of a fist with a starburst punch impact sits in the upper right.

connected feel with decorative swashes on the capital S and I

Parenting is just a series of approved exceptions

The award-winning floor performance at bedtime

" followed by "Tantrums" in a flowing red baseball script with a tail swoosh

Clean and direct on a royal blue tee

with "Champ" below in flowing italic script

White retro text reads "I Was Normal 2 Kids Ago" in a flowing mix of script and decorative serif lettering

flanked by a retro 1950s-style illustration of a winking boy's face wearing a paper hat

typography-forward design

White text in a bold rounded retro font reads "sleighin' it" arched across the top

Maybe Today Satan" in distressed white block capitals across two lines

strategic tantrums